You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She needs sedatives and a leash
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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