Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
