whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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