Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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