its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
