Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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