i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
this hospital has no fireball
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
im on a boat
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