I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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