toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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