I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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