the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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