Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
