just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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