I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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