adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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