It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
ok first of all what the fuck
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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