The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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