she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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