there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize