omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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