when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I want to fling myself into the sun
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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