Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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