This girl is more easily done than said...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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