Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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