Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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