just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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