But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
im drinking this country out of the recession.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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