just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
