i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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