Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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