she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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