its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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