Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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