i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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