Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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