He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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