I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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