I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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