she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Mom said you looked used
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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