How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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