Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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