So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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