Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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