My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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