Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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