Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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