i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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