found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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