Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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