He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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