we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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