why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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