i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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