You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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